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[shamebat]

Hello, this is Nadja. Please leave a message and I will return to it later.

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after meeting trevor

[no_innocents]

Nadja,

There is a vampire hunter on board, a man by the name of Trevor Belmont. I would advise avoiding him at all costs

...if only for the sake of your nose.

Re: after meeting trevor

[shamebat]

You have got to be fucking kidding me. Not another one.

Re: after meeting trevor

[no_innocents]

This one is known to my son. Hopefully Adrian can talk sense into him.

But I wouldn't count on it.

[shamebat]

Fucking....

[Nadja makes a huff of annoyance, mostly directed at the Admiral]

Sometimes I think it would be worth demotion just to wring the necks of every hunter who darkened my doorstep.

[no_innocents]

It would not be. Though if he troubles you, feel free to direct him to me. I have dealt with him before and even in my current state, he is not a problem for me.

[ Good fucking luck fighting a man made of fire with none of your clever devices, Belmont. ]

[shamebat]

I don't think he would listen.

[Most hunters tend to want to kill every vampire they find]

Shit.

Do you mean your current state as inmate or because you haven't been feeding properly?

[no_innocents]

Because I do not have the full extent of my powers, Nadja. I haven't requested them. I've hardly needed them.

[shamebat]

All-...all right.

But please do not die because you could rip this man into shreds so easily. Humans don't play fair.

[no_innocents]

...oh no, if he pushes the matter, I will happily burn him to death. I am well past the point where my death seems a reasonable price for peace.

My son does not deserve to see his father's corpse again.

[shamebat]

Good. Because if you died I would have to avenge you and it would be the whole bloody mess again.

[no_innocents]

I would never leave you with such irritating extra work, Nadja, not if I could help it.

[shamebat]

Good.

Bloody stupid Admiral.

[no_innocents]

Not his finest choice, no.

Though I admit to some amusement that he died at least.

[shamebat]

Hah, yes. At least that is one thing humans do not have going for them.

Fuck, I am going to have to arm my inmate and husband now.

[no_innocents]

Careful with that. Belmonts are stupid, but crafty. Anything that they could take from them to use against them should be safeguarded against it.

[shamebat]

My room is filled with weapons.

[no_innocents]

...I don't think it should come to him being in your rooms, Nadja.

[shamebat]

...Well, if he were a handsome sort of hunter, may-maybe.

[no_innocents]

No amount of handsome is worth the smell, I assure you.

[shamebat]

You have not smelled some of the things Laszlo is into.

[no_innocents]

Nor do I want to. For all that I wish you all the happiness in the world.

[shamebat]

That is probably for the best.