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[shamebat]

Hello, this is Nadja. Please leave a message and I will return to it later.

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[shamebat]

Of fucking course I do!

[citizendetective]

I mean, from personal experience? Because you're cool.

[shamebat]

You think I was born this way? You think I have not had to struggle and fight and be acknowledged in this cruel, terrible world?

Why do you think I had to become the intimidating, glorious, bloodthirsty creature you see before you?

[citizendetective]

... Honestly? Yes, I figured you were born this way.

[She clears her throat.]

But if you weren't, that just means you should really understand why you can't go yell at Tim for me. How do you think that would make me look? It would make me look weak, like I came and cried to you - and not because you hypnotized me into it! - and got you to take care of my problems because I wasn't strong enough to do it myself. People already don't take me seriously. You'd make it worse!

[shamebat]

Are you not weak compared to me?

sighs @ my html

[citizendetective]

I suppose . Physically. But I don't want to be weak compared to Tim.

ffff

[shamebat]

Then let me ask you this, Miss Misty. Do you also get upset when you are a child and a little boy pulls your hair and your mother goes out to go throw the boy into the village well?

No you fucking do not. You stay back from your mother and you point and laugh at the boy and piss on his head from above until he is able to climb out again after you've gone inside to eat dinner for the night.

[citizendetective]

... Is that a true story?

But either way! I'm an adult, not a child.

[shamebat]

Of course it is! What do you think happened to the miller's son after he pulled my braids? My mother fucking chucked that little shit down the well!

Not compared to me!

[citizendetective]

And compared to him? He's like thirty.

[shamebat]

And you are both little babies compared to my years! I will throw his ass down a well and you will shut up about it and be grateful.

[citizendetective]

Here's a better idea - you do whatever you want to do, and you pretend it has nothing to do with me at all! You just pretend that you hate him.

[shamebat]

How is that better than my idea?

[citizendetective]

Because that way, it doesn't look like you're fighting my battles for me.

[shamebat]

But I am fighting your battles for you. How is this a bad thing?

[citizendetective]

Because I'm an independent woman...?

[shamebat]

And you think you are stronger than me? That you can beat me in a fight?

[citizendetective]

That's not the point.

[shamebat]

You are not stronger or more independent than me, so you will occasionally need your betters to tap into their strengths.

[citizendetective]

I'm not stronger, but I'd say I'm equally independent. Why wouldn't I be?

[shamebat]

Because you have not yet realized that your independence is reliant on how strong and powerful you can be! Or barring that, how clever you are.

[citizendetective]

Nadja. I'm very clever.

[shamebat]

Yes? Clever enough to get out of any situation with your tits intact?

[citizendetective]

Hmmmmm...

[She drums her fingers on the arm of her chair.]

On Earth? Yes.

[shamebat]

But we are not on your Earth. We are here. And here you must rely on other women sometimes to put little shit boys in their place.