Is it really? Do you have a lot of experience with donkeys that-- oh, wow.
[She pauses as she gets a good look at Nadja's cabin - looking around for a coffin, because of the vampire thing, and because the place seems to have that kind of vibe.]
[Nadja's entranceway is the exact likeness of the one in her home on Staten Island. She has beautiful art up everywhere, mostly of herself, Laszlo, and occasionally one or two other vampires. Some of them are tasteful nudes]
Well, not all of them are. And not all of them have good taste.
Oh, yes. That one is my nudie. I had a very intense, sexual encounter once with Peter Paul Reubens. I told him, you paint all these fucking angels and fat babies and ugly women, why don't you paint a beautiful, evil temptress like myself instead?
And Laszlo was there also. You see, we did not have cameras back then so all you could do was paint us. And of course, vampires don't appear in mirrors.
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Date: 2022-04-04 02:35 pm (UTC)From:[She is not; she's a disaster.]
Want to hang out? Are your husband and inmate still here?
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Date: 2022-04-04 02:40 pm (UTC)From:Yes, I would love to 'hang out'. Laszlo and Makima are both here, did you wish to meet either of them?
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Date: 2022-04-12 02:47 pm (UTC)From:I'll figure it out.
[On her way! Current plans are to knock on every door.]
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Date: 2022-04-18 01:53 am (UTC)From:You are knocking louder than a cart with only one good wheel and a lame donkey!
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Date: 2022-04-18 01:56 am (UTC)From:Wow, what a metaphor. Hi!
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Date: 2022-04-18 02:00 am (UTC)From:Hello, Misty. And it isn't a metaphor, that is exactly what it sounds like. Come in, yes?
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Date: 2022-04-18 02:03 am (UTC)From:[She pauses as she gets a good look at Nadja's cabin - looking around for a coffin, because of the vampire thing, and because the place seems to have that kind of vibe.]
I can't get over how big warden cabins are.
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Date: 2022-04-18 04:03 am (UTC)From:Well, not all of them are. And not all of them have good taste.
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Date: 2022-04-18 04:14 am (UTC)From:[She stops in front of a pair of those nude portraits, cocking her head.]
... You, uh, really go all out.
[Very weird, she thinks, with absolutely no sense of irony.]
Is the guy your husband?
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Date: 2022-05-08 12:13 am (UTC)From:And Laszlo was there also. You see, we did not have cameras back then so all you could do was paint us. And of course, vampires don't appear in mirrors.
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Date: 2022-05-08 12:37 am (UTC)From:[And, internal judgement of weirdness or not, she does mean that.]
I mean, the self-confidence that must have taken. But considering your age, that makes sense... you said seven hundred?
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Date: 2022-05-08 12:38 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2022-05-08 12:43 am (UTC)From:[She says, with a wistful little smile.]
Seventeen and eighteen were better years.
[What with, you know, finding social appreciation and joining a woods cult.]
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Date: 2022-05-08 12:44 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2022-05-08 12:48 am (UTC)From:Thanks! I was super insecure as a kid, but, you know, I grew out of that, too.
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Date: 2022-05-08 01:11 am (UTC)From:[She says, with a little laugh.]
I mean, middle school and high school was almost thirty years ago! I'm forty-two.
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Date: 2022-05-08 01:50 am (UTC)From:[But she's very into this flattery.]
I just take good care of myself, I eat right, I'm careful with my skin in the sun-- did you really think I was under thirty?
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